What light through yonder window breaks…? It is the weekend, and with it, comes fun. Watch, scroll, read, enjoy.
Words: Tamara Clarke
Thursday, 11th January
The Laughter Factory is kicking off an all-star tour across the UAE. Straight outta The Big Apple, Carmen Lynch brings her Fringe-tested hilarious live stand-up set, followed by Scottish comedian o’ the year, Mark Nelson and renowned mirth-monger Luke Toulson. Catch them on Thursday evening at The Mövenpick Hotel, JBR.
From AED 150 (including VAT). Tour runs until 19th January, at various locations in Dubai. Full schedule and tickets: thelaughterfactory.com
Park and shop
Market Outside the Box (MOTB) returns allowing shoppers to do some al fresco browsing in some of Dubai’s most interesting outlets. The annual market at Burj Park will feature 120 regional designers, with artisanal curiosities from independent shops across the city.
Free. 4pm to 10pm weekdays and 10am to 10pm weekends. Until 20th January. Burj Park.
Friday, 12th January
Just kick it
City Football Club has big plans for the next two years, with the aim of turning professional by 2019. The journey begins with a FREE football festival in Al Barsha. If you have a Junior Juninho or keen-footed Kelly Smith in the family, this could be the start of their road to World Cup glory.
Free. Boys and girls U8/10/12 play from 9am to 10.30am and boys U14/16/18 play from 11am to 12.30pm. Kings Al Barsha. 052 135 5383 or email email@example.com
FYI, LOL @ JLT
Laugh out loud and enjoy light bites at McGettigans’ JLT, for comedic-relief arrives with some of Ireland’s top gag-peddlers hitting the stage for the annual Comedyfest. Tickets include a free drink or BBQ burger.
AED 50. Doors open at 8pm, show at 9pm. Until 12th January. The Baggot@ McGettigan’s JLT, Cluster J, Jumeirah Lakes Towers. 04 378 0800.
Beach and beverages
Friday bubbly brunch at Zero Gravity is back with a bang, four hours of unlimited beach BBQ and beverages and a new DJ each week. This week, Max Chapman is on the ones and twos. Pool and beach access from 1pm to 5pm is AED 295 for girls and AED 315 for guys.
Doors open at 8am. Zero Gravity, Skydive Dubai Drop Zone. 04 399 0009.
Netflix and Chill
David Letterman is out of retirement with a monthly six-episode, Netflix talk show series, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman. The first episode will stream on Friday and influential guests includes George Clooney, Malala Yousafzai, Jay-Z, Tina Fey, Howard Stern and *mic drop* President Barack Obama.
From January 12th. Netflix UAE subscription required.
Saturday, 13th January
Dubai Garden Centre presents Garden Souq, an outdoor market known for a huge range of pots and plants, every Saturday, from 10am to 2.30 pm. Local vendors will showcase fashion and home décor products, alongside food stalls, live music, yoga sessions and a crafts area with bouncy castle for the wee ones.
Free entry. Dubai Garden Centre, Al Quoz. Call 04 590 4000.
Is learning a new language on your list of resolutions? French is the second most commonly studied foreign language after English and you can start learning now it at a discount. Alliance Francaise Dubai in Knowledge Park is offering 10 per cent off new session course fees for children and adults.
Alliance Francaise Dubai. From AED 1,700 for 21 one-hour sessions. Until 2nd March. Register at www.afdubai.org
Have a Mazina time
Come and make a splash with the weekly brunch at Mazina, Address Dubai Marina. Dress up as a pirate or mermaid and enjoy an afternoon of epic swashbuckling fun and international cuisine, with prizes for the best costume, treasure hunts, and magic. Packages from AED 330 and kids under five dine for free.
AED 330 including soft beverages; AED 460 with house drinks and AED 622 for free-flow bubbly. Ongoing from 13th January, 12.30pm to 3.30pm. For reservations, call 04 888 3444.
Platefuls of Pongal
Celebrate the south Indian harvest festival of Pongal with the best festive dishes from Gujarat and Tamil Nadu. Join the lunchtime buffet at Dosa & Dhokla in Karama where AED 32 a head gets you platefuls of undhiyu puri and hot sakkarai pongal.
11.30am-3.30pm. Dosa & Dhokla, Wasl Topaz. 04 379 0707.