We’ve just entered the cheat code for your weekend

Up, up, down, down, circle, square, select – start this weekend right with the Dubai Week cheat mode activated. Cheating isn’t just for players – you can cheat fate, cheat on cheat day; we’ve got a metric tonne of cheeky treats to let you cheat your way to level complete.

 

Thursday, 14th March

Dhow & clover

Oh Dhowy boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling… Yes, Patrick’s Day traditionally hits Dubai hard and one food and beverage venue that’s taking the Paddy Party seriously is the Dhow & Anchor. There’s a bunch of traditional Gaelic tucker on the menu and all day happy hour prices on the black stuff – Corr Blarney.

AED 35 beverages until 7pm Thursday. Dhow & Anchor, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Jumeirah Beach. 04 432 3232.

 

Noble know how

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Regal boat The Queen Elizabeth II cruise liner wants you to bring your grey matter on board with its new Thursday night Queen’s Quiz. Join host Stuee Kennedy in the Golden Lion pub for a challenge on creative abilities, bingo lingo and musical recall. Entry is free and royally good deals on offer include a pie and hops or a grape and cheese plate for AED 85 per person.

Every Thursday from 8pm-10pm. Up to six people per group. Reservations are recommended. Yacht Club, QE2. Mina Rashid Port. 04 526 8888.

 

Blooming hilarious

Honk honk, all aboard the banter bus. The Laughter Factory’s March tour features a trio of wickedly funny people – UK panel show and comedy circuit veteran, Adam Bloom, award-winning, intellectually stimulating, distinctly ginger Alasdair Beckett-King and Laughter Factory newbie, yassss queen of sass, Sarah Callaghan. Hilarity ensues…

Thurs 14th, 9pm at Moevenpick, JBR. Fri 15th 7pm, Jumeirah Islands Club. Fri 15th 9pm, Grand Millennium, Barsha Heights. Tickets from www.thelaughterfactory.com

 

Savvy shoppers Sivvi

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Sort out your summer wardrobe with Sivvi’s two-for-one sale. The fashion website is celebrating five years in the business with discounts galore until 18th March. Snap up brands like Nike, Adidas, Forever 21 and modest ranges, for men, women and children.

Until 18th March. sivvi.com

 

Friday, 15th March

Sham-rock on

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Put some Paddy power in your weekend and celebrate the Irish icon Patrick at Girders Garden in JA Ocean View Hotel. The JBR hotel’s brunch and drunch packages add plenty of Gaelic charm to cheesecakes, stews and pies. Whether you dine and drink from 12.30pm-3.30pm or 7pm-10pm, this a pot of gold at the end of the week. Learn a limerick or do a jig to win prizes too.

Girders Garden in JA Ocean View Hotel, JBR. Three-hour brunch or drunch, AED 249. Book on 04 814 5590.

 

Discerning of DIFC

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Like your nights out lavish? Mantis lounge opens in DIFC on Friday, promising to be the “ultimate destination for discerning partygoers.” If that includes you, get to the podium level in Emirates Financial Tower, where the good times roll from 9pm-late, fuelled by blended drinks, sushi and ceviche.

From 15th March, 9pm-late. Mantis, Emirates Financial Tower.  058 892 2488.

 

Smashing-up

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The Smash Room, Dubai’s favourite rage cave – is the place to go when the only thing ‘that’ll do’ is locking yourself in a room with a bunch of breakables and big ol’ baseball bat. It’s upping the anarchy ante this weekend by introducing a monthly ‘Epic Smash,’ where a select group smashers can let loose on a big-ticket item. Could be a car, could be a fridge, could be the Dubai Week office printer that paper jams infuriatingly often. The only way to find out is to tune in and smash up.

Epic Smash from AED 500 pp. From 6.30pm. The Smash Room (open 11am-11pm), 195 Umm Suqeim St. 058 198 2323.

 

UPTOWN mall

UPTOWN MIRDIFF, FAMILY FUN DAY, DUBAI, UAE

Make way for Union Properties’ Family Fun Day at its UPTOWN Mirdiff community. Live entertainment is laid on, because = a Dubai event. Expect singers, strummers, saxophonists and more to take the stage and serenade. There are arts and crafts for those with creative urges, cooking workshops and food outlets for gourmet splurges. Of course the kiddies are catered for, with family-friendly activities like balloon bending.

Free. 4pm–10pm. Food Court area in UPTOWN Mirdiff Mall. 04 806 2555. 

 

Get cape, wear cape, run

Al Noor Superhero run, fun runs, charity

Dress up as your favourite superhero and run through the streets of Al Barsha on Friday. It’s all in aid of Al Noor Training Centre for Persons with Disabilities. Meet there (it’s behind Mall of the Emirates) for a 7.30am start. You’ll get a certificate and there are prizes for the best dressed.

7.30am-10am. Al Noor Training Centre, near the Ramada Chelsea hotel. Over 18 pay AED 100, six to 17-year-olds run for AED 70 and under five go free.  Register at premieronline.com

 

Baker & Spice & all things nice

FARMER'S MARKET, BAKER & SPICE, BAY AVENUE PARK DUBAI

The Farmers’ Market returns to Bay Avenue this weekend. It’s an organic edibles extravaganza hosted by Baker & Spice. They’ll have their own live cooking session, plus all the usual local farm-to-face suppliers of fresh fruit and veg, ice cream, bone broth, honey, eggs, bread and pastries. There are sweet treats for the well-behaved and a well-stocked larder of wellness products. Got kids? They’ve brought all the fun of the fair (and skatepark) for the wee ones.

Free entry. 7am-1pm, Friday and Saturday. Bay Avenue Park, Business Bay. 04 279 856. 

 

Happy Holi

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Bollywood Parks explodes into colour on Friday for the Indian festival of Holi. Composers and singers Falguni Pathak and Avadhoot Gupte will entertain visitors and there’ll be Holi colours, plenty of food and lots to see.

Bollywood Park, Dubai Parks & Resorts, Sheikh Zayed Road, past Jebel Ali. 800 262 9464. Tickets AED 49 from Dubaiparksandresort.com

 

On the pulse

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Get ready to go off-road as the Pulse off-road community bike ride returns to Sports City on Friday. Register from 7am for five, 10 and 20-kilometre treks through the desert. At the finish line, there’s a Canal Garden market where riders can refuel and kids are amused.

Registration opens at 7am and rides start from 8am. By the Sports City Canal, opposite Fit Republik.

 

Saturday, 16th March

Hey Mickey you’re so flexible

This weekend Dubai Miracle Garden is turning into an al fresco yoga studio, where families can take part in a one-hour group class. The session on Saturday will have you doing the downward dog in Disney Avenue, in front of giant floral versions of Mickey Mouse and his pals. Kids under eight have a lot of Disney-themed activities to keep them occupied – including Mickey & Friends face painting, a ball pit and colouring in.

Register at 9am for 9.30am start. Open to ages eight and up. Entrance fee AED 50, AED 40 for kids 12 and below, free for people with disabilities and children under two. www.dubaimiraclegarden.com

 

Telling tales

International Storytelling Festival, things for families, things for kids, Sharjah

Who doesn’t love listening to a well-told tale? Storytellers from around the world turn Sheherazade on Sharjah’s Al Noor Island this weekend to round off the month-long International Storytelling Festival. If Emirati legends, Celtic ballads, myths of ancient Rome and Egypt to Indian sagas, have you leaning in, be there from 4.30pm.

From 4.30pm Friday and Saturday. Entry is AED 35 for adults and AED 30 for under 12a. Al Noor Island, Sharjah. Full programme and list of artists are here.

 

Ripe for some shopping?

Ripe Market Police Academy

Ripe Market is making itself comfortable at its new home in Dubai Police Academy. Find the stallholders there every Friday and Saturday. Artists, jewellers and designers will be selling stuff, along with seasonal organic veg and baked treats. This weekend, there are also self-defence workshop, live music from 2pm-5pm both days, squidgy slime workshops for kids and more.

Fridays and Saturdays, 9am-7pm. Entry is free. Dubai Police Academy at Umm Sequim Street.

 

Going out with a #WOW

#WOWJBR

Last chance to put some WOW in your weekend – the festival of art, music and family fun to the waterfront strip of Jumeirah Beach Residences signs off with acrobats, stilt walkers, roller-skaters, a Latino circus show and a dazzling LED cube.

4pm-8pm Thursday and 2pm-8pm on Friday and Saturday. Entry is free. Keep an eye on what’s coming up at www.instagram.com/jbr_official/

 

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Thursday, 7th March

A true taste of Tony 

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We know this much is true – Tony Hadley, has one of the most recognisable voices of the 80s, and he’ll be loading up both vocal barrels on the stage of everyone’s favourite foodie festival, Taste of Dubai. All weekend long there’ll be tunes, croons, Michelin stars, busy bars and amazing grazing on bite-size platters, all available at the stunning Media City Amphitheatre venue.

Online price from AED 150 for Thursday, 4pm-12am. Ticket price from AED 80 for Friday  (12pm-12am) and Saturday (12pm-11pm). Tickets on the door will be more. Media City Amphitheatre.  www.dubai.platinumlist.net

 

WOW-man

#WOWJBR

This weekend, to mark International Women’s Day, JBR’s ongoing family festival #WOWJBR devotes itself to female performers  Catch on-stage dance shows, LED lantern puppets, a roaming mime artist and talented ballerinas, while DJ Arlene Gomez spins tunes that we hope include ‘Who Run the World?’

JBR. Thursday 4pm-8pm and 2pm-8pm Friday and Saturday. Entry is free. Keep an eye on what’s coming up at www.instagram.com/jbr_official/

 

It’s bean emotional

Turmeric coffee, costa, limited edition, costa dubai

COSTA’s coffee shops have been brewing a limited run of charcoal and turmeric cappuccinos, but sadly their time on sale is almost up. Both options have strong flavour profiles, perfect for the more adventurous caffeinated connoisseur. If you want to avoid a case of the FOAMOs (like FOMO but more frothy), Saturday is the last day for you to fill your cup.

From AED 21. Until 9th March. At COSTA stores across Dubai.

 

Courses for Norses 

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There’s a Viking banquet on offer at one of our fave new Dubai dining spots, Kizmet. A kitchen pop-up that’s plating-up a veritable Nordic Feast, fresh from the culinary minds of three young chefs from Copenhagen. Sample sea bass smørrebrød (sea bass and rye bread), krebbinet (minced veal), buttermil Koldskål (a tuile with lemon sorbet and orange buttermilk) and a healthy lot more

A la carte options from AED 35. Kizmet, Dubai Opera, Downtown. 04 33 88 717

 

Donation drive

Donation drive

When you visit Deira City Centre this weekend, pop into Carrefour’s massive aisles and be sure to pick up a few canned goods. Deira City Centre has partnered with Emirates Red Crescent to host a food charity drive for the disadvantaged. While donations add to your sense of fulfilment, the organisers have also upped the ante and set-up a raffle draw of AED 2,000 for every donation made.

Carrefour, Deira City Centre. Call for more information on 04 209 3105. Thursday & Friday, 9am-1am; Saturday, 10am-11pm. Donation drive ends on Saturday (9th March).

 

Best blended beverages, bru

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Top-up your favourite ride-hailing wallet and head over to any of the 55 venues to experience the DC festival, in Dubai for the first time. The celebration of blended beverages offers two weeks of AED 40 signature drinks, created by the city’s best mixologists.

7th March- 24th March. For a full list of participating locations, see here.

 

Friday, 8th March

Not just Another after party

“Don’t stop me now, I’m having such a good time.” Queen, 1978. We’ll probably never know if Freddie Mercury was singing about that feeling when brunch has finished and you just want to keep the buzz going, but it’s certainly relatable. Another Bar has got your back with a Friday post-brunch deal of AED 199 for three hours of stunning skyscraper views with unlimited food and beverages. We’re having a ball.

AED 199. 4pm-7pm. Another Bar, Dusit Thani Dubai, Financial Centre area. 04 317 4515.

 

Paws for thought

Cat adoption JVC, cats, adoption

Fur real, these cats need homes. If you’re feline generous, more than 45 cats and kittens looking for new owners will be at Furry Friends in Jumeirah Village Circle on Friday. Meet them from 1pm-7pm. Paws a minute – adoption fees paid in cash will be needed – but these do cover a full health check-up,  vaccinations, tests, microchipping, sterilization and more.

1pm-7pm, Friday, 8th March. Furry Friends, Sobha Daffodil – Shop 3, JVC. For more information, call or Whatsapp on 056 3511 057.

 

Jazz club(house)

There’s a ‘Jazz ‘n’ Drunch’ deal occurring at Stoke House, with live sax courtesy of Paul Moutarde and some seriously soulful vocals from Kasey Smith. Pair the mood with a two hour free-flowing drinks package, and soak up those lazy green vistas of the Trump International Golf Course.

AED 149. Any two hours between 11am and 4pm. Stoke House, Trump International Golf Course, Mudon. 04 245 3939.

 

Globalise-a-Sean

Jay Sean, Global Village, free concerts in dubai

The internationally acclaimed R&B artist behind ‘Say Something’ and ‘Do You Love Me’ is to perform a free concert at Global Village on Friday. All you have to pay is the park’s entry fee. Jay Sean will be treating visitors to an energetic performance, filled with his bassy bangers, and we’ve heard he might even be taking requests from the audience. Despacito please Jay.

AED 15 for entry into Global Village. From 9pm. Exit 37 Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed Road. www.globalvillage.ae

 

Saturday, 9th March

(Wo)man Marvel

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The Marvel Cinematic Universe’s first ever female character-led story lands in cinemas, a few days before International Women’s Day. Brie Larson takes on the role of Carol Danvers  – AKA Captain Marvel AKA dayum gurrrrl – in a scorching action-crammed entry into comic book history, that’ll have you asking ‘Avengers who?’

In cinemas now. 

 

Back once again with the Netherland Masters

Abu Dhabi’s Louvre is just a wee small jaunt down the road and it currently has a wonderful ‘Rembrandt, Vermeer & the Dutch Golden Age’ exhibition happening. There’s a range of tour options to help you get you guided art appreciation on and a mini-tour is included in the price of admission. The longer, more in depth tours cost around AED 52.

Get the mini tour for free on Saturdays at 3pm. Full price adult admissions are AED 63, children over 12 are AED 31.50. Louvre Abu Dubai, Saadiyat Island. 600 56 55 66.

 

Heart-ly any vitamin D

Get yourself a free Vitamin D testing and consultation with an internal medicine expert at the Burjeel Hospital for Advanced Surgery in Sheikh Zayed Road. Appointments must be booked before 5pm Thursday for a screening on Saturday. The hospital near Ace Hardware is actively campaigning to identify Vitamin D deficiencies with the aim of #BeatTheDficiency.

Free consultation. Contact Burjeel Hospital before 5pm Thursday (7th March). Call 04 407 0100 to set an appointment.

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