H Hotel’s new celebrity package is just the right level of Kanye

The Royal Suite Majlis, h hotel dubai, Live Life Like A Celebrity

If it’s your birthright to live like a rockstar and kick a little asset portfolio, one of Dubai’s favourite five-star hangouts, H Hotel has a super luxe new stay and play package just for you.

The ‘Live Life Like A Celebrity’ experience includes Rolls Royce airport pick-up; a one-night stay in the property’s Royal Suite; in-suite private dinner for up to six guests; a rejuvenating couple spa treatment for two at the Mandara Spa; a two hour open bar at H Bar & Lounge (with Ts & Cs) and the keys to a Lamborghini Huracán 2019 (or similar) for a portion of the stay.

The H Hotel Dubai Lamborghini Huracán,

The Royal Suite is next level crib decadence. There are three expansive guestrooms; five grand living rooms; a spangly dining area with a 12-seater table; a cinema; dedicated elevator; an office; fully-equipped kitchen; and in-suite spa with swimming pool that extends outdoors onto the large terrace.

The price? Just the humble sum of **mumbles incoherently** ‘what’s that?’ you say. Well look, it’s not gonna be featuring in our ‘budget things to do’ listings any time soon, but AED 30,000 for all that, is pretty fair pricing. What else are you gonna spend it on? 21,600 Chicken McNuggets? Pffft. Maybe.

The H hotel Dubai Royal Suite

The itinerary and inclusions of H Hotel’s ‘Live Life Like A Celebrity’ package sound like a well story boarded hip hop video. And those things can cost upwards of USD 500,000. A little something for any aspiring rappers out there to think about.

Whilst you’re there you’d be wise to check out dining venue and trendy swag pad, Phoenix Social Club – just as we did recently. You’ll find an elegantly eccentric menu, snazzy furnishings, subtle lighting, cosy corners and innovative drinks.

AED 30,000. Available until 30th October. H Hotel Dubai, 1 Sheikh Zayed Road, DWTC Area. 04 501 8888.

 

 

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